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YU NAZAR KI BAAT KI AUR DIL CHURA GAYE

Sunday, September 16th, 2007
YU NAZAR KI BAAT KI AUR DIL CHURA GAYE, ANDHERO KE SAYE ME DHADKAN SUNA GAYE, HUM TO SAMAJTHE THE AJNABI, PAR AAP TO HUME APNA BANA GAYE..
 
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DIWANE HAI TERE NAAM KE, IS BAAT SE INKAAR NAHI, KAISE KAHE KI HUME AAP SE PYAR NAHI, KUCH TO KASOOR HAI AAP KI ADAON KA, HUM AKELE HI GUNEGAR NAHI..
 
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KITNE MANTE HAI TUMHE YE BATAYE KAISE, HUMARI DIWANGI DIKHAYE KAISE, DOSTI HAMARI ANMOL HAI, KUCH PAISE KE SMS SE TUMHE SAMJHAYE KAISE ..
 
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HAR KADAM PE IMTIHAN LETI HAI ZINDGI, HAR WAQT NAYE SADME DETI HAI ZINDGI HUM ZINDGI SE KAISE SHIKWA KARE, KE THUJ JAISE DOST BHI DETI HAI ZINDGI.
 
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LAMHE YE SUHANE SAATH HO NA HO, KAL ME AAJ JAISI KOI BAAT HO NA HO,AAPKI DOSTI HAMESHA IS DIL ME RAHEGI, CHAHE POORI UMAR MULAKAT HO NA HO..
 
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RAB SE AAPKI KHUSHI MAANGTE HAI DUAON MEIN APKI HASI MAANGTE HAI SOCHTE HAI KYA MAANGE AAPSE… CHLO APSE APKI UMAR BHAR KI DOSTI MAANGTE HAI..
 
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RSOHNI HO TI DIYA JALTA HAI, SHAMMA HO TO PARWANA JALTA HAI.. RISHTE NA HO TO DIL JALTA HAI..  dost AAP JAISE HO TO  JAMANA JALTA HAI…
 
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JAA RAHA HAI SMS MERA, JANE KYA GUL KHILAYENGA, PYAR SE PADA JAYEGA YA YUHIN DELETE KAR DIYA JAYEGA, AGAR NA HUA DELETE TO REPLY ZAROOR AAYEGA..

E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde

Sunday, September 16th, 2007
E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,
Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.
Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,
Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.
Bahot Muskil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,
Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.
Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,
Use Utna Kareeb Karde.
Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,
To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde.
 
Tere Dile mein meri saanson ko panah mil jaaye Tere Ishq mein meri Jaan Fanaa Ho jaayeâ.
 
Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti hai,
sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai,
pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya gabrana,
suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai….
 
Phool hun Gulaab kaâ?
Chameli ka mat samjhnaâ?
Aashiq hun aapkaâ?
Apni Saheli ka mat samjhnaâ
 
Dur Humse Jaa Paoge Kaise,
Humko Bhool Paoge Kaise.
Hum Who Khushbu Jo Saanson Mein Uta
 
 

Zindagi Sabko Mile…Zaroori tho nahi

Sunday, September 16th, 2007
Zindagi Sabko Mile…Zaroori tho nahi
Mohabbat Sabko Mile…Zaroori tho nahi
Kuch Log Bohhat Yaad Aate Hai… ]
Woh Bhi Humein Yaad Kere… ZAROORI THO NAHI
 
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Ab ye dil pyar ke kabil na raha
Koi bhi izhar ke kabil na raha,
Is dil me bas gayi tasveer yaar ki,
Ab to chaand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha
 
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Dil Ki Har DharkaN Me Bas Gaye Ho Tum,
Meri Subah Aur Shaam Ban Gaye Ho Tum,
Munkin Nahi Khud Se Juda Kar Du Tume
Meri Har Sans Ki Saason Me Bas Gaye Ho Tum
 
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Barsaat aye aur dharti geeli na ho,
dhoop aye aur sarsoon peeli na ho,
apne kaise soch liya k apki yaad aye
aur ankhen geeli na ho!

Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,

Sunday, September 16th, 2007

Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,
par roj intezar me palke mat bichana! 
 
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Is kadar hum yaar ko manane nikle,
Uski chahat ke hum deewane nikle,
Jab bhi use dil ka haal batana chaha,
To uske hothon se waqt na hone ke bahane nikle…
 
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Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne,
Aankhon ko ik chand dikha diya aapne.
Hamein zindagi to di kisi aur ne,
Par pyaar itna dekar jeena sikha diya aapne.
 
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Woh nadiyan nahi aansu they mere,
Jinpar woh kashti chalate rahe.
Manzil mile unhein yeh chahat thi meri,
Isliye hum aansu bahate rahe.  
 
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Tujhe bhoolkar bhi na bhool payenge hum,
Bas yahi ek wada nibha payenge hum.
Mita denge khud ko bhi jahan se lekin,
Tera naam dil se na mita payenge hum..
 
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Karoge yaad ek din is pyar ke zamane ko,
Chale jayenge jab hum kabhi na vapas aane ko.
Chalega mehfil me jab zikr hamara koi,
To tum bhi tanhayi dhundoge aansu bahane ko.  
 
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Teri berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne.
Pyar ka har farz ada kiya humne.
Mat soch ke hum bhool gaye hain tujhe;
Aaj bhi khuda se pehle tujhe yaad kiya humne. 
 
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Tanhai bhari zindagi ka safar mila;
na saathi, na humsafar mila.
Hum diya jalta chhod gaye the unke liye;
jab vapis lote to jalta hua ghar mila.
 
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Sabhi ko sabh kuch nahi milta,
Nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahi milta,
Yeh dil walon ki dunia hai dost,
Kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dil se nahi milta
 
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Kabar ki mitti utha ke le gaya koi,
Isi bahane humein choo kar chala gaya koi,
Tanhayi aur andhere mein khush they hum,
Lekin phir se intezaar karne ki wajah de gaya koi.
 
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Kadam kadam pe baharon ne saath chhoda,
Zaroorat padne par yaaron ne saath chhoda,
Vaada kiya sitaron ne saath dene ka,
Subah hone par sitaron ne bhi saath chhoda
 
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Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin,
bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin.
Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena,
mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena.
 
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Bolti hai dosti, chup rehta hai pyar.
Hasati hai dosti, rulata hai pyar.
Milati hai dosti, juda karta hai pyar.
Phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hain pyar??
 
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Teri dosti mein khud ko mehfooz maante hain,
Hum doston mein tumhe sabse azeez maante hain.
Teri dosti ke saaye mein zinda hain,
Hum to tujhe khuda ka diya hua tabeez maante hain. 
 
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Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane,
Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.
 
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Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se ‘Muskarana’,
Phir kehna “KANJUS” SMS karo! 
 

 

Luv v/s marriage

Sunday, September 16th, 2007
Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
 
Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.
 
Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
 
Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
 
Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.
 
Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .
 
Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.
 
Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.
 
Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.
 
Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is “Don’t you think you’ve had
Conclusion: “Love is blind , Marriage is an eye opener!”
 

Ekdum Filmy Love Letter

Sunday, September 16th, 2007
 
 
 
 
When I am: Kareeb
 

There is only: Khamoshi
 
I want to speak: Dil Se
 
That’s my kind of: Ishq
 
I want this to be: Gupt
 
As I always have: Darr
 
That I will loose you: Sajani
 
And that would be great: Sadma
 
I am your: Mr.Aashique
 
But sometimes bit: Deewana
 
Tell me: Hum Aapke Hain Kaun
 
As I feel : Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
 
In this : Duniya Dilwalon Ki
 
I told you: Maine Pyar Kiya
 
May be : Dil To Pagal Hai
 
Because: Jab Pyar Kisise Hota Hai
 
The whole world appears as: Dushman
 
But anyway: Pyar To Hona Hi Tha 
 
 

Nice Definitions

Sunday, September 16th, 2007
School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest….except that he got caught.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc .: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead

~Meri Muhabbat~

Sunday, September 16th, 2007
Meri muhabbat per atibaar to kya hota
Kesi aur ki honey se pehla mera intizar to kya hota
Ulfat bhari nazron se ek bar dheka to hota
Mere zakhmoh per kabhi ek bar marham to lagaya hota
Bewafa humhey kahney se pehle
Ek bar azma-e-wafa to kya hota
Sab kuch bhool kar har rista tor kar
Ek bar tah-e-dil se mere dil per hath to rakha hota
Bewafa kahney se pehle
Aahed-e-wafa to kya hota
Dil-e-nash-e- mann mein jo aag lagaye thi

Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi

Sunday, September 16th, 2007
Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai,
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi….!
 
Dil torna humari aadat nahi
Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe
Dil mein bas kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi
 
Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain
milne ki to bohat chahat hai par
milne ke baad judaai se darte hain
 
Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain
milne ki to bohat chahat hai par
milne ke baad judaai se darte hain
 
Kagaz pe hamne jindagi likh di,
Ashko se sinch kar har khushi likh di,
dard ko jab hamne ubhara labzo pe,
to logo ne kaha Wah Kya Gazal likh di…. 

IT Joke

Sunday, September 16th, 2007
1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems

6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings

12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go

17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.

18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India

19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees

So in which company would u prefer to do job