Groupstalk

WINNER / LOSER

Winners have dreams; Losers have schemes.

Winners see the grains; Losers see the pain.

Winners see the potential; Losers see the past.

Winners make it happen; Losers let it happen.

Winners see possibilities; Losers see problems.

Winners makes commitments; Losers makes promises.

Winners are a part of the team; Losers are apart from the team.

Winner always has a programme;Loser always has an excuse

Winner says “Let me do it for you”; Loser says “That is not my job

Winners say “I must do something”; Losers say “Something must be
done.

Winner is always a part of the answer; Loser is always a part of the
problem.

Winner sees an answer for every problem; Loser sees a problem for
every answer.

Winners believe in win/win; Loser believe for them to win, someone
has to lose.

Winner says “It may be difficult but it is possible”; Loser says “It
may be possible but it is too difficult”.

Winner makes a mistake. he says “I was wrong”; Loser makes a
mistake, he says “It wasn’t my

Yes, being over 50

does have its advantages.. .

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

21. You can’t remember who sent you this

. What is the best day to go to the beach?
A. Sunday, of course!

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Q. What bow can’t be tied?
A. A rainbow!

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Q. What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A. Every morning you’ll rise and shine!

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Q. What does a teddy bear put in his house?
A. Fur-niture!

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Q.What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
A.Spring time.

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Q. What happens to cows during an earthquake?
A. They give milk shakes!

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Q. Why did the jelly wobble?
A. Because it saw the milk shake!

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Q. What do you call a girl who is always in the bookies?
A. Betty!

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Q. Where do cows go on holiday?
A. Moo York

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Q. Where did the computer go to dance?
A. To a disc-o.

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Q. What do you call a man who rolls in the leaves?
A. Russel

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Q. What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A. A Bed

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Q. Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
A. He was a chicken.

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Q. What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says “chew chew chew”.

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Q. Why did the birdie go to the hospital?
A. To get a tweetment.

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Q. What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?
A. A Clausterphobic

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Q. Why was the guy looking for the food on his friend?
A. Because his friend said its on me.

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Q. Did you hear the joke about the roof?
A. Never mind, it’s over your head!

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Q. What do you call a cow eating grass in a paddock?
A. A lawn mooer

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Q. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
A. Because he had no-body to go with.

Three Things
 

Three things to be 
- pure, just and honest

Three things to attain 
- goodness of heart, integrity, and cheerfulness

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking . . .
Just Check This Out ! ! !!

Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.

Think like a wizard . . .

man
1. ————
board

Ans. = man overboard

Okay, let’s see if you’ve got the hang of it.

stand
2. ————
i

Ans. = I understand

OK . . .

Got the drift ?

Let’s try a few now and see

how you fare ?

3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/

Ans. = reading between the lines

4. r
road
a
d

Ans. = cross road

Not having a good day now, are you ?

Redeem yourself.

5. cycle
&nb! sp; cycle
cycle

Ans. = tricycle

Not easy to figure out ha!

0
6. ————
M.D.
Ph.D.

Ans. = two degrees below zero

C’mon give it a little thought ! !

knee
7. ————
light

Ans. = neon light

( knee - on - light )

U can prove u r smart by getting this one.

ground
8. ———— —
feet feet feet feet feet feet

Ans. = six feet underground

Oh no, not again ! !

9. he’s X himself

Ans. = he’s by himself

Now u messing up big time.

10. ecnalg

Ans. = backward glance

Not even close ! !

11. death ….. life

Ans. = life after death

Okay last chance ………… ……

12. THINK

Ans. = think big ! !

And the last one is real fundoo - - -

13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbb ababaabbaaabbbb. .

Ans. = long time no ‘C’