Archive for March, 2008

April Fool SMS Collection

Thursday, March 27th, 2008
U are a…
 
 
 
B. I. T. C. H.
 
 
 
Beautiful
 
 
 
Intelligent
 
 
 
Talented
 
 
 
Cute
 
 
 
Horny
 
 
 
r u smiling now?
 
 
 
*YOU BITCH* 
 
 
 
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WARNING ! ! !
 
 
 
This is a VIRUS . . .
 
 
 
When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN 
———–
 
Hi,
 
Doing nothing?
 
Then Make a Place,
 
4 Me in ur Heart!!
 
I May come there any time!
 
Ur’s Faithfully,
 
“HeArT aTtAcK” 
———
 
A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool! 
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I Miss you a Lot Dear….
 
SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632
 
Message centre:
+919540099996
 
” Don’t get excited. She sent It to me.”
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Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!! 
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Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R. 
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Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga. 
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If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko. 
———–
 
Last night I Got a severe Head pain…
I went to the Doctor …
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person…

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Holi SMS, Holi Pooja , Holi Mobile Wallpaper and Holi Orkut Scraps

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008

Holi SMS
Holi Pooja Process
History of Holi
Holi SMS Collection
Holi Mobile Wallpaper
Orkut Holi Scraps

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Time for Deep Reflection

Saturday, March 8th, 2008

Being in my 30s, I have finally settled on an image in my head of what I look like. I know this image does not precisely resemble how the world views me, and that’s ok. Aesthetically speaking, I never seemed to be on the same page with my self image as how others saw me. I either thought I looked better than I actually did or worse. I had to learn to let go of such narcissistic thoughts and focus on pursuits that satisfy me on more intellectual levels. Design, the visual arts, literature and love for others are much more gratifying pursuits than ego and societies fascination with celebrity. Then I ran into this wonderful mirror design called “Fiction” by Jean-Marie Massaud for Glas Italia. By creating the illusion of a fading image through degrading shaded silvering, the designer is reminding us all of the impermanence of life and self image, and how we are always evolving and changing. Oh well, so much for settling on a self image. Winner of the Interior Innovation Award at IMM Cologne 2008, Jean-Marie’s design is held in place by a chromium-plated metal cylinder and, not unlike the press’s attitude on Britney Spears, this mirror can either degrade your image up or down.

Designer: Jean-Marie Massaud [ Manufacturer: Glas Italia ] [ Via: Yatzer ]

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Good Luck SMS

Friday, March 7th, 2008

Is your friend going for an interview?
Is he/she is going for an important trip?
Is he/she is going for the exam?

… no matter what the case is, be sure to cheer them up by
sending an encouraging good luck sms.

They will never forget your cheer up message in such nervous
situtaion.

Choose one good luck sms from below and cheer up your friend:

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With my
1 Heart
2 Eyes
5 Litre blood
206 Bones
1.2 Million red cells
60 Trillion d.N.A.’S
I wish u “all the very best of luck”

———————–

Examation is garden, success is flower
God bless you with power to pluck this flower

———————–

Fly in the plane of ambition
And land in the airport of success
Luck is yours, wish is mine
May ur future always shine
Good luck

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Need more good luck sms? Simply go here:
http://www.kathiyavad.com/sms/good-luck-sms/default.aspx


 

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Maha Shivaratri sms

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008
 

Maha Shivratri SMS

 

SHIV ki jyoti se noor miltahai
sbke dilon ko surur milta hai,
jobhi jaata hai BHOLEY ke dwaar,
kuch na kuch zarror milta hai
“JAI BABA AMARNATH”

 

MAA KI JYOTI SE NUR NEKALTA HAI
SABKA DILO KO SUKUN MILTA HAI
JO BHI KOI JATA HAI
MAA KE DWAR USHA KUCH NA KUCH JARUR MILTA HAI….
JAI MATA DI…..

 

Bhole Shankarji ki Aseem Krupa

Aap Sub, Hum Sub aur Pure Sansar par Bane Rahe –

Yahi Mankal Kamna hai Hamari –

OM NAMAH: SHIVAY

More SMS for Maha Shivratri SMS

 

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